Funny article quotes

• An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.

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  3 days ago

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• They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

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  3 days ago

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• Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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  2 months ago

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• Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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  2 months ago

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• Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

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  2 months ago

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• Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

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  2 months ago

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• No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

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  2 months ago

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• Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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  2 months ago

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• “You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

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  4 months ago

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• Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

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  5 months ago

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