Commentary:
🚑💡 "Saw an article on '100 things to do before you die.' Apparently, calling 911 didn't make the cut! Guess some thrills are just too intense for that bucket list! 🤣"
Funny article quotes
No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.
Commentary:
Looks like someone skipped a step in the logical process and went straight for the emotional rollercoaster! 🎢🤷♂️ Who needs facts and information when you have strong opinions, right? 💬💥 Maybe we should consider introducing an "Argue First, Ask Questions Later" policy for added sassiness! 😉👩⚖️
Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.
Commentary:
"Reading footnotes: where authors spill the tea ☕️ on who really grinds their gears! Remember, behind every footnote is a story of enemies and vendettas! 📚🔍 #TheRealDramaInTheFootnotes"