Funny article quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

  Commentary:
  "After reading up on confirmation bias, I've realized I'm absolutely biased about how biased I am! 🤔😂 #MindBlown #TotallyConfirmed"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

  Commentary:
  "Forget soulmates, I’m just looking for source-mates! 📚❤️🤣 #AcademicLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

  Commentary:
  🚑💡 "Saw an article on '100 things to do before you die.' Apparently, calling 911 didn't make the cut! Guess some thrills are just too intense for that bucket list! 🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone skipped a step in the logical process and went straight for the emotional rollercoaster! 🎢🤷‍♂️ Who needs facts and information when you have strong opinions, right? 💬💥 Maybe we should consider introducing an "Argue First, Ask Questions Later" policy for added sassiness! 😉👩‍⚖️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

  Commentary:
  "Reading footnotes: where authors spill the tea ☕️ on who really grinds their gears! Remember, behind every footnote is a story of enemies and vendettas! 📚🔍 #TheRealDramaInTheFootnotes"

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