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An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

β€œYou have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

Posted onJan 18, 2026

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