An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my clothes are in the middle of their self-cleaning cycle 🧺🧹✨ Related funny posts 🤝 Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?” I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere. And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?” I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.