Funny astronaut quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

  Commentary:
  "Once you launch into space, there's no turning back! 🚀🛸 Astronauts, you're on a one-way ticket to the galaxy now. Make the most of it! ⭐️🌌 #SpaceBoundForever"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

  Commentary:
  🚀🐒🐎 "Forget red carpets, let's give those astronauts a wild welcome with chimpanzees on horses! Talk about a stellar touchdown!" 🌠🤣 #OutOfThisWorldWelcome

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