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She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

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TikTok? I still call it a watch.

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Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

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My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

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Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

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Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

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“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

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I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

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I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

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I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

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There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

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Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

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Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

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I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

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Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

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Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

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Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

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If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

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I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

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Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

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Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

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Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

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“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

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What a strange day. And it has been for years.

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All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

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God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Having a job ruined my life.

Just landed via Facebook:

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

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Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

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Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

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