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Funny astronaut quotes

Funny astronaut quotes ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€ bring a cosmic twist to everyday humor, blasting off boredom and landing laughs right out of this world! Whether you’re a space geek or just love a good chuckle ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ˜‚, these witty words from those whoโ€™ve floated among the stars will have you grinning faster than a rocket launch. Ready to orbit some clever comedy? Letโ€™s explore the lighter side of life in zero gravity! ๐ŸŒŸโœจ

I donโ€™t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

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