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Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Alexa, mute my children.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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Jan 2, 2026

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Just landed via Telegram:

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

Making waves on YouTube:

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

Spotted on Discord:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

Spotted on Telegram:

Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

Going bananas on Instagram:

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

Just shared via Messenger:

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

Shared recently on Threads:

Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

Just landed via Threads:

I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

Just shared via YouTube:

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

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Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

26 shares on Discord this month:

Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

95 shares on Facebook this month:

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

42 shares on Twitch this month:

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

Most of my shoulder workout comes from shrugging when people ask me questions.

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

26 shares on Threads this month:

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

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17 folks are currently checking 👀

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

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Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,390

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

Freshly posted on Messenger:

As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

Spotted on Messenger:

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

Breaking via YouTube:

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

Making waves on Telegram:

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

Spotted on Slack:

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

Going bananas on TikTok:

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

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