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If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

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Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

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My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

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Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

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I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

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“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

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Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

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Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

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Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

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Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

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I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

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I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

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When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

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I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

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Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

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Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

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The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

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I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

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Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

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Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

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Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

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Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

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‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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Breaking via Pinterest:

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

Just landed via Discord:

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

Breaking via TikTok:

I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

Just landed via Reddit:

Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

Live now on Facebook:

I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

Live now on Twitch:

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

Making waves on Reddit:

You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

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