Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I didnβt know Axe body spray had a spokesperson! π€£ππ¨ Related funny posts π€ On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent. If I learned anything in college, itβs that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours. I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks Iβm a lumberjack. I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house. Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.