Funny best friend quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! 🐶⏰😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the age-old tactic of disguising an extra boyfriend as a best friend – a cunning strategy indeed! It's like having a backup plan with benefits. Just make sure your best friend doesn't accidentally receive any love notes meant for your boyfriend!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

  Commentary:
  "Consulting with your partners in crime, a.k.a. your partners in craziness! 😜🤪 Can't make important decisions without the approval of your fellow lunatics, am I right? 🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly hasn't experienced the cheesy goodness that shredded cheese brings to the table! 🧀💎 Move over diamonds, cheese is the real MVP in this friendship game! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

  Commentary:
  "It's a constant struggle between enjoying each other's company and agreeing to socialize outside the comfort zone of sweatpants and Netflix. 🏡💁‍♂️ Who needs parties when you've got a cozy couch and a good friend who's just as keen on staying in as you are? 🛋️🤗 #HomeBuddies #IntrovertsUnite"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

  Commentary:
  "Having a daughter is like having a personal financial advisor who conveniently forgets that you're not made of money 💸💁‍♀️. It's all love, sass, and an endless shopping list of wants! #DaddyDaughterDollarDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

  Commentary:
  "Best friends are like undercover agents willingly exposing themselves to the madness 😜🕵️‍♂️ No matter how many crazy antics you pull, they've got your back – and maybe a straightjacket just in case! 🤪🤝 #FriendshipGoals"

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