Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! 🐶⏰😂" Related funny posts 🤝 The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off. My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways. I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing. Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time. I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.