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Playful quote about puppy love and early mornings with a mischievous furry friend.

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! 🐶⏰😂"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, animal antics, antics, behavior, best, best friend, bite, companionship, early, early morning, excitement, friend, humor, market, morning, pet, pet behavior, puppy on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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