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My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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Seen just now on Snapchat:

I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

They should invent crushes that like you back.

Live now on Telegram:

Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

Just shared via Reddit:

Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

Trending via X:

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

Live now on Discord:

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

Trending via Discord:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Live now on Threads:

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

Breaking via Instagram:

You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

Just shared via TikTok:

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

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39 shares on WeChat this month:

Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

16 shares on X this month:

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

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Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

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I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

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Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

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I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

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Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Twitch:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

Just shared via Messenger:

“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

Breaking via Pinterest:

Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

Shared recently on Threads:

I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

Trending via Discord:

Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

Going bananas on Instagram:

No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

Spotted on Telegram:

I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

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