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Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡ą has bookmarked:

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŪðŸ‡ķ has shared:

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

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Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Someone from ðŸ‡ē🇞 has viewed:

Don’t study, get slutty!

Someone from ðŸ‡Ū🇷 has bookmarked:

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

Someone from 🇭ðŸ‡ģ has shared:

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡ģ has bookmarked:

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

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Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

Someone from 🇞ðŸ‡ļ has viewed:

I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

Spotted on YouTube:

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

Going viral on Snapchat:

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

Going viral on Snapchat:

One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

Breaking via Reddit:

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

Trending via YouTube:

Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Trending via Facebook:

Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

Live now on Reddit:

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

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Someone from ðŸ‡ļ🇎 has downloaded:

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡ŧ has shared:

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģ🇊 has downloaded:

I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

Someone from 🇰🇊 has shared:

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Someone from 🇰🇞 has viewed:

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

Someone from 🇎🇧 has downloaded:

At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡Ķ has bookmarked:

My diet was going really well until I woke up.

Someone from 🇎🇭 has copied:

We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡ļ has bookmarked:

What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ī has downloaded:

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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Freshly posted on X:

The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

Making waves on TikTok:

Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

Spotted on YouTube:

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

Making waves on Facebook:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

Going viral on Telegram:

She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

Spotted on Twitch:

Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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