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Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

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Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

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I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

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Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

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I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

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Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

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The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

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That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.