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That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

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I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

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Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

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Breaking news is really breaking me.

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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

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Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

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It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

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My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

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You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

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I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

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Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

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King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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I swear every time I look up from my phone, it’s a different holiday.

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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

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Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

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Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

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Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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They should invent a good thing that happens.

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Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

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I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

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Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

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If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

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When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

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I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

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If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

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It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

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My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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