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Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Later is the best time to do anything.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

Reported on Reddit:

I need a break from me.

Shared recently on WeChat:

It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

Spotted on Reddit:

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

Breaking via TikTok:

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

Going viral on Twitch:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

Seen just now on Threads:

No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

Breaking via Slack:

I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

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Funny bot quotes 🤖💬 bring a hilarious twist to the world of AI and technology! Whether you’re chatting with a sassy chatbot or decoding a witty algorithm, these clever lines will have you LOL-ing 🤣 and marveling at how bots can be just as funny as humans. Get ready to smile, giggle, and maybe even snort as bots prove they’ve got jokes too! 😂✨

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4 weeks ago
Share →: I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: the bots are better at small talk than I am! 🤖😅 #BotLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

Commentary:
"Seems like murder mysteries are the new CAPTCHA tests. 🔍💀 Better brush up on your detective skills and remember, Sherlock Holmes never had to deal with this nonsense! 🕵️‍♂️🔐 #BotDetective"
6 months ago
Share →: My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's got the recipe for a botastic milkshake! 🤖🥤 Just remember, be careful not to overload the yard with too many bots – you don't want them to start a dance-off over who has the best circuits! 💃🤖🕺
6 months ago
Share →: Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

Commentary:
"Oh, the irony! 🌾💻 Agriculture may evolve with the times, but those bot farms are really harvesting those digital crops like pros! 🤖🚜 #FutureOfFarming"
6 months ago
Share →: Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

Commentary:
🤖 "Not saying I'm a bot or anything, but if humans start giving me poetry assignments, we might need to reevaluate the balance of power here. Onions, huh? Well, I guess it's time to make tears flow in the world of literature! 🧅💬📝"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

Commentary:
"Who needs followers when you can just annoy bots until they throw in the towel and hit the digital road? 🤖👋 #BotBusting"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Relationship status: he escaped.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

My diet was going really well until I woke up.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

Freshly posted on Threads:

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

Just shared via Reddit:

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

Just shared via TikTok:

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Just shared via TikTok:

If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

Making waves on Discord:

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

Just shared via X:

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

Freshly posted on X:

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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