Funny bot quotes

• Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

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  2 months ago

  bot, communication, days, good, humor, memory, message, messaging, nostalgia, old, person, remember, technology, wonder

• I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

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  2 months ago

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• Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

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  2 months ago

  bot, humor, murder, prove, solve

• My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

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  2 months ago

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• Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

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  2 months ago

  agriculture, booming, bot, bot farm, dying, farm, farming, humor, industry, technology

• Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

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  2 months ago

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• Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

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  2 months ago

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• We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

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  3 months ago

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• Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?

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  5 months ago

  bot, bots, communication, conversation, fine, humor, just, listen, listening, plant, plants, talk, why

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