I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

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Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

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I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

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“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

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Unfollowers, take me with you!

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

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I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

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Shorts should be half the price of pants.

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In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.