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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

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Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

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One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

Trending via Facebook:

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

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My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

Trending via Threads:

Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

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Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

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I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

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Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

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My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

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Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

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Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

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Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

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Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

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The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Trending via Messenger:

Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

Seen just now on X:

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Trending via Messenger:

Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

Spotted on Threads:

I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

Reported on X:

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

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The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

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