Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a threat disguised as free therapy! ππ Related funny posts π€ Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose. Twitter will always be your best app if you’re single, funny, or just depressed. You donβt scare me. Youβre not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down. Iβm so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too. My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.