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Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

Shared recently on TikTok:

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Just landed via Telegram:

You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

Going viral on Pinterest:

When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

Making waves on Slack:

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

Just landed via Telegram:

I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

Breaking via Twitch:

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

Live now on Threads:

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

Spotted on Twitch:

How is it still this week?

Spreading quickly via X:

My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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27 shares on Instagram this month:

Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

73 shares on Instagram this month:

Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

67 shares on Instagram this month:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

70 shares on Slack this month:

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

89 shares on Discord this month:

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

65 shares on Discord this month:

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

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I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

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Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

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The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

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“Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

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At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

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My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

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I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

Going viral on Slack:

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

Just landed via Threads:

I usually start exploring the abyss around 7 p.m.

Going bananas on Slack:

Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

Just shared via Snapchat:

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

Making waves on Snapchat:

How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.

Going viral on YouTube:

There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

Making waves on TikTok:

Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

Spotted on X:

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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