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Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

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Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

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Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

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It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

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Live now on LinkedIn:

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

Breaking via Slack:

Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

Spotted on Twitch:

Occupation: the ugly friend!

Live now on Pinterest:

Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

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Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

Just shared via WeChat:

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

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Funny bourbon quotes bring a splash of humor to your favorite amber sip 🥃✨ Whether you’re winding down after a long day or sharing laughs with friends, these witty lines capture the spirit of bourbon perfectly 😄🔥 Get ready to toast with a smile and enjoy the lighter side of this classic drink! Cheers to good times and great laughs! 🍻🎉

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If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

1 month ago
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That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

2 months ago
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Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

5 months ago
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Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

5 months ago
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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

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Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

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Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

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Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

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Seen just now on TikTok:

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

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“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Spotted on Threads:

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

Just landed via Slack:

Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

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Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

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Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

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