Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.