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Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

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If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

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Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

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I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

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I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

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You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

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Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

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I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

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I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

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I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

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See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

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The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

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The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

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Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

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Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

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If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

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Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

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I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

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I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

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My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

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I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

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D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

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I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

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