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Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

The fewer the people, the greater the inner peace.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,559

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Facebook:

If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Shared recently on YouTube:

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Just shared via YouTube:

Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

Spotted on Messenger:

I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

Spotted on WeChat:

My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

Live now on Threads:

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

Just shared via YouTube:

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

75 shares on WeChat this month:

If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

66 shares on Facebook this month:

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

67 shares on Telegram this month:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

16 shares on Slack this month:

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

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“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

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The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

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Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

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Not now, kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing.

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,482

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Discord:

I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

Just landed via Pinterest:

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

Trending via X:

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

Making waves on YouTube:

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

Spotted on Discord:

I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

Just shared via Twitch:

I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

Just landed via Facebook:

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Shared recently on Slack:

They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

Trending via Telegram:

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

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