Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Certified in teenage hieroglyphics since '98! βοΈπ #SignatureSaga" Related funny posts π€ I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life. When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?” I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas. Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I canβt even understand the direct ones. A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.