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Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡― has copied:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ύ has shared:

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬ has downloaded:

Breaking news is really breaking me.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ has bookmarked:

It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡Ή has bookmarked:

Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ή has bookmarked:

You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

Someone from πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡² has shared:

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΄ has downloaded:

You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡Ύ has shared:

Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡¦ has viewed:

I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’ll be like β€œI’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting.

Making waves on TikTok:

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Shared recently on X:

One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

Trending via Telegram:

Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

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My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Spotted on Threads:

If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.

Trending via Facebook:

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

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31 shares on Twitch this month:

Elevator music is bad on so many levels.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

Coffee is just goth water.

23 shares on Threads this month:

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

20 shares on WeChat this month:

If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

Back in the office this morning, trying to remember what I do for work.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

79 shares on Discord this month:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

26 shares on YouTube this month:

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

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I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

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Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him β€œJust drive”.

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This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

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When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

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Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

21 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

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People say 70-80 year olds are unemployable because of mental decline, yet somehow they’re running all the countries.

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The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ώ has copied:

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like β€œprofessional goals”.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡Ό has bookmarked:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡΄ has viewed:

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

Someone from πŸ‡»πŸ‡ͺ has viewed:

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ό has copied:

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡± has bookmarked:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡§ has shared:

I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ͺ has copied:

Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡± has downloaded:

One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

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We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

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Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

Shared recently on X:

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

Shared recently on Telegram:

This post is invisible, and only heathens can see it.

Spotted on TikTok:

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The inner child in me is open-mouth coughing on the inner child in you.

Live now on Snapchat:

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

Going bananas on Threads:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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