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Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,472

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Discord:

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Trending via Messenger:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

Live now on X:

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

Freshly posted on X:

I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

Trending via WeChat:

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

Going viral on X:

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

Seen just now on Slack:

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

70 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

44 shares on Twitch this month:

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

11 shares on YouTube this month:

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

89 shares on Facebook this month:

If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t worry, baby, the back pain is because your wings are growing.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,600

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Asking doctors about nutrition is like asking software engineers about printers, they really have no idea.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Messenger:

Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

An electric car is just another electric chair.

Breaking via TikTok:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Spotted on Facebook:

Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

Just shared via Reddit:

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

Going viral on WeChat:

Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

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