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I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

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Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

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Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

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The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

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I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

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I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

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If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Just landed via Facebook:

The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

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The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

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Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

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A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

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Funny bride quotes bring the perfect dose of laughter 😂 and joy to wedding celebrations! Whether you’re a blushing bride 💍 or a cheeky bridesmaid 💃, these witty lines add sparkle ✨ and humor to the big day. Get ready to smile, giggle, and share some unforgettable moments that keep the love lighthearted and fun! 🎉💕

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Share →: That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

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🤵👀👰 The classic case of motherly mixed feelings — caught between being proud of your son and feeling slightly overlooked at the same time! Don't worry, Mom, you still hold a special place in his heart. Just remember, all eyes might be on the bride, but your son will always be your little boy! 💕 #MotherOfTheGroomDilemma
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Share →: A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

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"Weddings are like a real-life game of musical chairs, but with hearts instead of chairs. Just remember, if you're feeling mischievous, there's always the 'should've been you' card to play. Just be prepared for some surprised looks and maybe a few awkward laughs!"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

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Looks like someone is navigating through the delicate dance of marriage etiquette! 😄 Remember, when it comes to wedding humor, treading lightly is always a veil-y good idea! 👰🚫💍 #HappyWifeHappyLife

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The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

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It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

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If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

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I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

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I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

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Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

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Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

Freshly posted on X:

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

Spotted on X:

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

Just shared via Reddit:

Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

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Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

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I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

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First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

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Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

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