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Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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Spotted on Messenger:

Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

Making waves on Reddit:

My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

Going viral on X:

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Live now on YouTube:

Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

Trending via Instagram:

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

Shared recently on Discord:

The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

Spotted on X:

What’s y’all’s favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That’s my boy. That’s my big dawg.

Spotted on Twitch:

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

Live now on Slack:

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

Making waves on Threads:

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

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68 shares on Slack this month:

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

36 shares on TikTok this month:

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

81 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

91 shares on YouTube this month:

After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

48 shares on Slack this month:

Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

42 shares on Instagram this month:

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

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21 folks are currently checking 👀

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Pinterest:

And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I am the first person in my bloodline to attempt to become hot, and I can feel my genes fighting me every step of the way.

Trending via Facebook:

They don’t put cars in malls anymore, like they used to.

Spotted on Discord:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

Trending via Telegram:

If you relate to me, get some help!

Making waves on WeChat:

They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

Making waves on Instagram:

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I would reset the clock on your microwave for you.

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