Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’ Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like someone is navigating through the delicate dance of marriage etiquette! 😄 Remember, when it comes to wedding humor, treading lightly is always a veil-y good idea! 👰🚫💍 #HappyWifeHappyLife Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you” Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people. Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul. They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit. Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.
