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If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

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I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

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I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

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You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

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Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

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If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

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Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

Reported on Messenger:

Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

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Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

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Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

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I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

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The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

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There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

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“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

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I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

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Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

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I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

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“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

Shared recently on Threads:

Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

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Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

Just landed via Reddit:

Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

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I can’t work under these festive conditions.

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Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

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Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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