I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to achieve zen, but mostly just full of pancakes! 🥞🧘♂️ Related funny posts 🤝 In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end. What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.” Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep. Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow. Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.