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Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Jan 2, 2026

3,505

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Making waves on Slack:

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

Just shared via X:

I miss when 1K was a lot of money.

Live now on Facebook:

I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

Spotted on Twitch:

I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It’s been forty years. It should all be out by now.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

Making waves on Instagram:

Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

Funny buttons quotes

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New funny buttons quotes 👇

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

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4 weeks ago

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If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

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2 months ago

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I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

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2 months ago

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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2 months ago

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Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

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2 months ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

96 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

97 shares on Slack this month:

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

85 shares on Discord this month:

It’s so embarrassing when attention seekers feel the need to tell everybody it’s their birthday in, like, every conversation, which, for me, would be today, by the way.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

January is the Monday of the year.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

19 folks are currently checking 👀

“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,365

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

Trending via Messenger:

I think my type is a nice person.

Trending via Snapchat:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

Live now on Pinterest:

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

Breaking via Telegram:

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

Shared recently on Reddit:

There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

Trending via Snapchat:

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

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