I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you were born to pilot a spaceship full of emojis 🚀🤣📱! Related funny posts 🤝 The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents. Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person. If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.” Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today. I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?