Funny cancelled quotes

• Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

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  2 months ago

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• If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

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  2 months ago

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• Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

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  2 months ago

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• It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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  2 months ago

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• Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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  2 months ago

  cancelled, circumstances, class, education, humor, irony, prophecy, unexpected, unforeseen

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