Funny cancelled quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

  Commentary:
  "Blocking them on social media is so last season. I have to take it up a notch and cancel their favorite TV show. Revenge never looked so binge-worthy! 😏📺 #PettyGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the actor behind that character is about to receive a 'plot twist' in real life! 🌟🎥 Time to update the cast list and find a replacement! 🎬😂"

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  Jan 28, 2025

  Share →: Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, therapy wasted on a shampoo promise! 🤦‍♂️ Maybe it's time for a "clarify shampoo" for those misleading products. 🧴💔 Remember, it's all about managing expectations—both for your hair and your mental health! 😆✂️

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  Jan 25, 2025

  Share →: It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

  Commentary:
  Oh, this person has clearly mastered the art of awkward encounters! 🙈 It's like a real-life sitcom episode playing out at random restaurants. 😂 Next level humor mixed with a sprinkle of discomfort, served with a side of expert timing! 🍽️🤣

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the future didn't see this coming! 🔮🚫 Who could have predicted this plot twist? Now we'll never know what the crystal ball had in store for us! 😅 #UnexpectedTwists"

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