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People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

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Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

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You are the Monday of my life.

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The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

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Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

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Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

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It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

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The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

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The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.