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Funny cancer quotes

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025