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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

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Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

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You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

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I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

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Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

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That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

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Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

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Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

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Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

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If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

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I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

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The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

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The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

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Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

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If you’re going through hell, keep going.

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Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

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I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

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I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

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Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

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Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

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“It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

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If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

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Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

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“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

Going viral on Telegram:

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

Live now on Slack:

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

Reported on Slack:

My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

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People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

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Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

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This Monday could have been an email.

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You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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