Funny cancer quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, elections – where suspense is high, nerves are shot, and family dinners get a bit awkward! 🗳️😬 Just hoping for a clean bill of health for democracy! 🤞🏥 #ElectionDayDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

  Commentary:
  Is it just me, or is cancer really pulling ahead in the zodiac race? ♋️🏁 Who knew an astrological sign could be such a tough competitor in the mortality department! Watch out, Capricorns and Geminis, Cancer is on a roll! 😉🦀

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, Lego should come with a money-back guarantee that buying them helps fund a cure for child cancer! 💸🤔 Maybe they're made of magic bricks that hold the secret to ending all diseases! ✨🤞 Or maybe they just know we'll pay anything for those satisfying 'click' sounds. 🧱💰#LegoForACause"

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