Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

Commentary:
“Seriously, Lego should come with a money-back guarantee that buying them helps fund a cure for child cancer! 💸🤔 Maybe they’re made of magic bricks that hold the secret to ending all diseases! ✨🤞 Or maybe they just know we’ll pay anything for those satisfying ‘click’ sounds. 🧱💰#LegoForACause”

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