Funny certain quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever invented these spellings must have had a 'wry' sense of humor! 🤔🤣🗓️"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

  Commentary:
  "When you give yourself the 'never again' pep talk… only for future you to say 'hold my drink' 😂🙈🍻"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

  Commentary:
  "Careful, those swag points might reach critical levels! 😎💥 #TooCool"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

  Commentary:
  "When touching your toes feels like an Olympic sport. 🏋️‍♂️🧘‍♀️😅"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

  Commentary:
  Oh, wouldn't that be a nifty superpower?! 🤫🔇 Just imagine dialing down the drama and cranking up the peace and quiet. Ah, the blissful silence! 🤐😆

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

  Commentary:
  "Well, there goes my faith in your ability to comprehend sarcasm 🤨. Maybe next time I should include a 'sarcasm for dummies' guide along with my comments 📚😂."

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