Iโ€™m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

Commentary:
"Well, there goes my faith in your ability to comprehend sarcasm ๐Ÿคจ. Maybe next time I should include a 'sarcasm for dummies' guide along with my comments ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜‚."