Funny chainsaw quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

  Commentary:
  "Well, nothing says 'Texas charm' quite like a warm slice of toast with a side of chainsaw massacres. Just make sure to butter your bread before revving up that chainsaw!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic mysterious husband move! 🤣🪚 Can't go wrong with a little bit of suspense in the relationship, right? Just don't accidentally start a horror movie plot in your backyard! 🔪😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, even Mother Nature has a sense of humor 😄🌳 Don't let a fallen tree be a Freudian slip! Safety first, especially when dealing with exes and chainsaws! 🔪😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs words when you've got a chainsaw as your spokesperson? 🪓💬 No need for small talk when your actions speak louder than revving engines! 🔊🌲 #ChainsawConfidence"

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