My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres. Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Well, nothing says 'Texas charm' quite like a warm slice of toast with a side of chainsaw massacres. Just make sure to butter your bread before revving up that chainsaw!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns. Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife? You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw. If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw. I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.
