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IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Jan 29, 2026

I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

Jan 23, 2026

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Jan 20, 2026

TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

Jan 19, 2026

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

Jan 19, 2026

Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

Jan 19, 2026