I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me. It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man. I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it. I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot. I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.