I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

Commentary:
"Running: the ultimate dodgeball game with gym memberships! πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨πŸ’Έ Don't break a sweat, just outrun your bills! πŸ’ΈπŸ˜…"