Funny quotes cleaned

Funny cleaned quotes

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

3 months ago

A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

3 months ago

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

3 months ago

The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

3 months ago