Funny cleaned quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic carpet-cleaning curse! 🤦‍♂️ It's like the dog has a sixth sense for freshly cleaned carpets… 🐶 Just waiting for that inevitable technicolor yawn now! 🤢 #PetOwnerProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew a sparkling bathroom could be the secret to a well-groomed beard? 💈🚽 Cleanliness is truly the unsung hero of male grooming routines! Just don't blame the beard for clogging the drain 😅 #BathroomMagic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone deserves a standing ovation for this kitchen-cleaning milestone! 👏🎉 Who needs the Oscars when you've got a spouse in a suit awaiting their well-deserved recognition ceremony in the living room? 🕺👔 #DomesticAwardsNight

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like she's got the ultimate power move under her dusting gloves! 💸💃 Bet those before and after pics could start a bidding war among the cleanliness-challenged. Who knew tidying up could double as a side hustle? 😉🧹 #CleaningQueen #SecretWeapon"

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