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Funny cleaned quotes

Funny cleaned quotes bring a splash of humor to everyday life πŸ§ΌπŸ˜‚ Whether you’re tackling chores or just need a laugh while tidying up, these witty gems will brighten your mood and make cleaning feel less like a grind and more like a giggle fest πŸŽ‰βœ¨ Get ready to scrub, smile, and share the fun with friends!

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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