The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That neighbor girl deserves an award in motivational parenting! πππ Related funny posts π€ I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol. I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am. My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round. Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role. My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.