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Funny climbing quotes

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

2 months ago

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

2 months ago

I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

3 months ago

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

3 months ago

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

3 months ago

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

3 months ago

Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

3 months ago

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

3 months ago