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Funny climbing quotes

Funny climbing quotes bring the perfect mix of laughs and motivation to every ascent 🧗‍♂️😄 Whether you’re hanging on a tricky hold or just dreaming of your next climb, these witty sayings capture the ups, downs, and occasional faceplants of the sport 🤪✨ Get ready to chuckle, relate, and share some good vibes with fellow climbers!

“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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