Funny climbing quotes

• I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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  2 months ago

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• Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

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  2 months ago

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• What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

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  2 months ago

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• When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

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  2 months ago

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• Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

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  2 months ago

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• What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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  2 months ago

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• Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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  2 months ago

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• If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

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  2 months ago

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• “Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

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  4 months ago

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