Funny climbing quotes

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  18 hours ago

  Share →: I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

  Commentary:
  "Life goals: conquer the art of standing on one leg without turning it into an accidental yoga session! 🧘‍♂️🤣🩲"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like they went on a horizontal mountain climbing adventure! 🏔️🚶‍♂️ Who knew you could get the thrill without the uphill struggle? 😄 #FlatMountainClimbingGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wise words of the aspiring mountaineer who prefers solid ground beneath their feet! 🏔️🚶‍♂️ Who needs soaring heights and breathtaking views when you can just enjoy a leisurely stroll in the park, am I right? 🌳😄 #GroundedExplorer"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

  Commentary:
  "If life gives you a hill to climb, just plop down in your chair with a nice cold Fanta 🍊 and let the hill come to you! Who needs mountain climbing when you've got a comfy seat and a fizzy drink? 😂 #ChillinNotClimbin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

  Commentary:
  "Remember folks, the key to successful mountain climbing is knowing when to…uhm…wait, what was it again? 🤔 Looks like we missed the crucial part of the advice, but hey, who needs complete sentences when you've got a sense of adventure and a good pair of hiking boots? 🏔️😄 #LostInTranslation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

  Commentary:
  🤣💬 "Me, casually emerging from the dumpster like a wise garbage guru: Can I drop some truth bombs on you, my friend? 💁‍♂️♻️ #TrashTalk #DumpsterDivingWisdom"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the secrets of mountain climbing could be so simple? 🏔️ Just remember, folks, the real adventure lies in cozying up with a good book instead! 📚😂 #SafetyFirst"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs the thrill of conquering Mount Everest when you can conquer the TV remote from the comfort of your couch with a bag of potato chips? 🏔️🥶🛋️ #AdventureVsLazySunday"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

  Commentary:
  "Scaling Mount Everest seems like a breeze compared to conquering the family's never-ending laundry mountain! ⛰️🧺 Just when you think you've reached the peak, another load magically appears. 🧗‍♂️💦 #LaundryConqueror"

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