Funny cognitive quotes

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  15 hours ago

  Share →: “Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

  Commentary:
  "Taking advice from my heart is like getting directions from a GPS with a crush on that bakery down the street! 🧭💖🥐"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

  Commentary:
  "After reading up on confirmation bias, I've realized I'm absolutely biased about how biased I am! 🤔😂 #MindBlown #TotallyConfirmed"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

  Commentary:
  "Recency bias? Never heard of it until today, and now it's all I can think about! 😂🧠🔄 Must be trending like yesterday's leftovers! 🍕📈"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

  Commentary:
  Haha, so my inner voice is basically my own hype squad! 😂🧠🎉

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