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Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

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Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

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I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

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As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.