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I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

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Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

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Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

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Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

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If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

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Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

Just shared via Slack:

I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

Spotted on Facebook:

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

Reported on Discord:

Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

Just shared via Pinterest:

If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

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Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

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If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

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Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

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Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

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I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

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You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

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Going viral on Telegram:

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Going viral on Discord:

Occupation: the ugly friend!

Just shared via Snapchat:

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Going viral on Twitch:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Reported on LinkedIn:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

Going viral on Slack:

Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

Live now on Messenger:

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

Breaking via WeChat:

My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

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