Funny compromise quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

  Commentary:
  "When selective hearing is the real secret to a happy marriage! 😂👂❤️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

  Commentary:
  "Alright, integrity, we see you out here flexing 💪 No compromises allowed in this VIP zone! 😎 Keep shining, you sassy little virtue! ✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

  Commentary:
  "If the price is right, I might consider auctioning off my integrity on eBay 🤑 But hey, at least I'm being upfront about it! 💁‍♂️ #IntegrityForSale"

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