My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because itβs the key to our happy marriage. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When selective hearing is the real secret to a happy marriage! ππβ€οΈ" Related funny posts π€ Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met. My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said. I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear. Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking. The secret to a good marriage is that itβs all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.