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Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

I want this laziness removed from my body.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

Making waves on Pinterest:

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

Making waves on Threads:

From a very young age, I knew that everyone was wrong and I was right.

Going viral on Reddit:

I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

Making waves on Facebook:

There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

Going bananas on Threads:

You didn’t lock in hard enough if you’re not feeling asexual.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

Seen just now on TikTok:

Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

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17 shares on Threads this month:

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

86 shares on Discord this month:

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

25 shares on Instagram this month:

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

55 shares on X this month:

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

91 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

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Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

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As a childless adult, it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honor.

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Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

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Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

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Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

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Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

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Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

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I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

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Windmill? Big fan.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Trending via TikTok:

It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

Shared recently on Messenger:

You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

Breaking via Pinterest:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

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