I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Coming to conclusions is my cardio! π€πββοΈπ‘ Related funny posts π€ I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss. I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions. When you say βYouβre going to hate me for this,β youβre making a very large assumption that I donβt hate you already. I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, βwhoβd he kill?β The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.