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Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

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Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Is losing your mind a hobby?

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

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Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I was dropped as an adult.

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Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

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Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

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Making waves on Facebook:

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

Making waves on TikTok:

Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

Making waves on Twitch:

In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

Live now on Reddit:

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

Just shared via Twitch:

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

Just landed via Reddit:

Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

Reported on Messenger:

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

Reported on Twitch:

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

Going viral on Threads:

I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

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Share →: Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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"After reading up on confirmation bias, I've realized I'm absolutely biased about how biased I am! 🤔😂 #MindBlown #TotallyConfirmed"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic struggle of push vs. pull strikes again! 🚪😆 Who needs logic when you can just keep testing your own door-opening prowess, right? Keep the comedy gold coming, my friend! 🤣 #DoorDilemmas"

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Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

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I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

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Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

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Seen just now on Telegram:

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

Trending via Messenger:

What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

Reported on WeChat:

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

Spotted on Slack:

Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

Going viral on TikTok:

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Just shared via X:

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

Going viral on Slack:

Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

Going viral on Instagram:

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

Spreading quickly via X:

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

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