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Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

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Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Jan 2, 2026

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Just landed via Twitch:

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

Breaking via TikTok:

We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

Live now on X:

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

Spotted on Instagram:

My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

Seen just now on WeChat:

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

Seen just now on Slack:

Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

Shared recently on Reddit:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Funny confirmation quotes

Funny confirmation quotes bring a burst of laughter and joy to an important milestone 🎉✨ Whether you’re celebrating faith, friendship, or family, these witty gems add the perfect touch of humor 😂🙏 Get ready to smile, chuckle, and share some lighthearted moments that make the day unforgettable 🎈😄 Perfect for cards, speeches, or social media posts—because every celebration deserves a little fun! 🎊💬

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Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

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3 weeks ago

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Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

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4 weeks ago

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Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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2 months ago

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I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

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2 months ago

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If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

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4 months ago

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Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

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4 months ago

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68 shares on Instagram this month:

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

97 shares on Slack this month:

I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

14 shares on TikTok this month:

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

30 shares on Threads this month:

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

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12 folks are currently checking 👀

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Enjoy the time between diapers!

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Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

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Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

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I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

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I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

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If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,378

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

“You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

Trending via Threads:

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

Making waves on Discord:

Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

Making waves on Slack:

Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

Just shared via X:

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Freshly posted on Threads:

How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

Just shared via Slack:

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

Shared recently on Facebook:

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

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