I canβt be the only one who screenshots confirmations, even though youβll get an email and text. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Still waiting for my certificate in Digital Hoarding π·π₯π Related funny posts π€ I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them. I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival. That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and itβs not the same, I swear. Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America. I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.