Funny cooking fail quotes

• I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

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  2 months ago

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• My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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  2 months ago

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• Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

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  2 months ago

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• I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

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  4 months ago

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