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If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

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Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

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Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

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Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

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The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

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Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

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Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

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No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

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Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

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Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

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Funny cooking fail quotes

Funny cooking fail quotes bring laughs and lighthearted vibes to kitchen disasters 🍳🔥 Whether you’ve burnt toast or turned pasta into glue, these witty sayings perfectly capture those “oops” moments 🍕😂 Get ready to laugh at the mess-ups that make cooking so memorable — because sometimes the best recipe is a good sense of humor! 🍲😜

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I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

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I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

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This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

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I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

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“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

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A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

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Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

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Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

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Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

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