17 Funny costume quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, aiming to be a supreme leader in the Empire doesn't quite align with the company dress code 🌌👔 May the dress regulations be with you! #StormtrooperStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a fancy suit when you can have the Bat-suit? 🦇💼 Talk about making a lasting impression! Just imagine showing up at a formal event in full Batman gear – now that's how you steal the show! 😂 #DressToImpress"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

  Commentary:
  "Banana costume owners: always ready to peel out and make a fruity fashion statement, no matter the occasion 🍌😂 #bananagoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

  Commentary:
  "Let's not turn April Fool's Day into a full-time job for non-fools! 🤪🚫 Let's respect each other's cultures and leave the prankster hats to the professionals. 🎩✨ #NoFoolinAround"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

  Commentary:
  "Me this October: I'm not just dressing up for Halloween, I'm embodying it! Costume idea: an emotional roller coaster 🎢👻 Brace yourself for the wild ride of feelings! #SpookySeasonMood"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

  Commentary:
  "Beware of eyebrow attacks this Halloween! 👀🎃 Don’t mess with someone who has trained their brows for battle. 😂 #EyebrowRevenge"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'French Fry Sacrifice' costume – a brave choice indeed! 🍟🎃 Just be sure to watch out for those seagulls with a taste for salty snacks. Who knew Halloween could be so adventurous? 💀🌊"

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