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24 Funny costume quotes

Funny costume quotes 🎭 are the perfect way to add extra laughs 😂 to any party or Halloween bash! Whether you’re rocking a spooky look 👻 or a quirky character 🎉, these witty sayings bring out the fun and creativity in every outfit. Get ready to turn heads, spark smiles 😄, and share some costume humor that’s as unforgettable as your getup! 🎉✨

The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Posted onMay 25, 2026

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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