Commentary:
🎃🛍️ "Guess I'll be dressing as 'everyday me' for Halloween this year, thanks to these 'costume quality' outfits!" 👻🤣
24 Funny costume quotes
Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.
Commentary:
😂🔍 "When the only diagnosis is 'overthinking'!" 🩺😅
You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.
Commentary:
Well, I guess that explains why my flight plan was more flop than soar! 🦸♂️🛑✈️
Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.
Commentary:
Sounds like the spider's planning a web fashion show with my wardrobe! 🕷️👗😂
You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.
Commentary:
Looks like you're ready for a deep-sea pillage in the washing machine! 🐬⚔️🧺
I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.
Commentary:
"Taking 'a big monster on the course' a little too literally! ⛳🦖🌪️ #WindmillNemesis"
My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.
Commentary:
"Same here! That mask is totally their best feature! 🎭😆 #UnmaskingTheTruth"
The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic tale of when melons discovered fashion! 🎃👖😂"
I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.
Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”
Commentary:
Well, who says you can't conquer an empire in style? 👠🛡️ Those Roman soldiers sure knew how to make a statement on the battlefield! Fashion-forward warriors, bringing a whole new meaning to the term "fighting in style." 💃💪 Just imagine their enemies' reactions when they showed up in those short, yet tasteful leather skirts! 🤣 #FashionablyFierce #RomanChic