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My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

Posted on11 hours ago11 hours ago

Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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